i'm a saddist. :b

*gasp* there's something WRONG WITH ME!
Like, when people first see that picture, they laugh, and get over it.
but me, GOSH i couldn't stop laughing, and i'm still laughing so hard right now, this is like the 4th time i need to type this sentence due to typos caused by uncontrollable laughter,
Maybe you're like me. Maybe it brings you secret delight to watch those zonked out vids (for the record, i've never really watched them, i've only heard how fun it is to hear the sound effects when those people get hurt MUAHAHAHA utterly WRONG this program is, revealing the inner saddist in all of us.) not saying that an inner saddist even exists in some people though.
However, i'm not part of those some people, coz i'm a SADDIST TOO! and i 100% support those anti-sadists. :p
and gosh i'm just ranting.
i'm doing this so we can waste our time together.
Yes, dear. Just us sadists. Alone, with nothing but the glare of the computer screen and the occasional crashing sounds coming from whatever sadist show we've chosen to rot away our lives watching. and maybe bait of secondhand serenade playing in the background. :P
I <3racoons!> I'm sitting here on my toilet bowl, it's just another rainy sunday afternoon, i'm wasting my time, in this stupid loo, i'm hanging around i'm waiting for poo but nothing ever comes out, and i wonder...
I wonder why, I wonder how, though i usually do more poo than i cow, today there's a downfall, coz there's no poop at all *dum dum dum dum* CONSTIPATION, it's not good for me, CONSTIPATION, I'm sick of, only peeing

PFFT. as you can tell, i'm bored with a capital B for BARBIE! *cues in barbie girl song* sorry. i get hyper when i eat candy.
ARE YOUR EYES PERKING UP!? YES CANDY! get ready to get jealous coz i WENT TRICK OR TREATING AND I GOT A CRAZY AMOUNT OF CANDY AND I'M NOT SHARING! though you can share with me. It's for a worthy cause.
yes folks, it's for an orphaned orange. PSYCHED! If you're having a serious case of dejavu and wondering why the term "orphaned orange" SOMEHOW relates to you, scroll up and you shall be... *deep british voice* enlightened.
"Why?", you might ask.
Well, I did post a picture of an orange who MIGHT be related to the annoying orange in some-
OH. why is it a good cause? because it's orphaned.
and HOW does it relate to me?
Well, if i eat candy, maybe i'll stop laughing.
or maybe i'll choke, and sadists the globe over can laugh at me choking.
O.O
Ok, don't share.

SINCE i brought up HALLOWEEN, I guess I should tell you what I was.
i was.... THE WORLD'S FIRST TALKING MIME! (coz i found it IMPOSSIBLE to shut up for one whole night)
yes, that's an ORIGINAL idea. :D you can copy it next year if you want, coz i won't be a mime again, i'll be a [censored due to copyright issues xD] for my BRILLIANT COSTUME IDEAS (both this post and previous post) i except cash, cheque, and SLAVERY!
oh, and candy too. I need to take a breather from all this laughing and HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG IT'S SO FUNNY!

i heart you, innocent orange. (;

(a few more sadist jokes to keep all you sadists from closing the page:
1) What is green and turns red when you press the button? (courtesy of COUSINS :D)
FROGS IN A BLENDER!
2) How many babies does it take to paint a fence?
I DON'T KNOW, DEPENDS ON HOW MANY YOU THROW!

EXAMS ARE OVAH. :D/halloween costumes for the cost-conscious.

EXAMS ARE OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cues born free music*
and that's not the only good news I have.
GUESS WHAT? *drumroll*
I CAN NOW PLAY THE F CHORD! (sorta)
hey, it's not like I said it was good news for YOU, right? :D

Gosh, this is the first time I have nothing to say.
I guess i've got the... *big gasp* BLOG BLOCK! (you know, like writer's block, only that this isn't just an excuse not to meet a dateline for a novel or something. this is for REAL.)
I can't remember the last time I had nothing to talk about.
I can usually go on and on and on and on and on and i'm trying to look for the copy and paste button so it's not so tiring to keep typing the same thing over and over and over and over and GOSH WHERE ARE YOU COPY AND PASTE BUTTON?
oh there you are.
oh there you are.
oh there you are.
oh there you are.
oh there you are.
MUAHAHAHA REVENGE OF THE... uhh, hyper-post-exam-gila-orang-utan
wow, it's AMAZING, i can still sorta 100% remember all my HTML. :D
YES i can! :D
That was a fun lie.

you know what? since I don't have much to say, lemme just rant on my life right now.
------- *pin drop, dramatic silence, the kind you get right before the the alien appears in front of ripley and she has to go fight it off*
gosh, if I can't even rant about my life, it really mist be serious case of BLOG BLOCK. :D
not that it really exists much, coz usually bloggers have a lot to talk about.
I, am, the only exception~
hmm.
whew.
OH! I've got a sudden addiction to all those old songs no one rememebers anymore.
mainly coz ive lost touch with all the cool songs coz I put myself on a temporary 987 ban due to that dreaded four-letter word. don't think wayward, it's not the four-letter you think i'm talking about. i'm talking bout PSLE/UPSR/curiously important exam that I didn't really take seriously. BUT IT'S NOT BECAUSE IVE LOST TOUCH WITH ANY OF THE CURRENT SONGS, COZ I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO 987 THE WHOLE WHILE.
Coz like, I still know all the cool songs.
Like the latest, uhh, We Are The Champions by queen. HAHA KIDDING. :D

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT? :D
halloween's coming!
and because i'm the incredible awesome, innovative person that I am, I shall present you with some creative halloween outfits that are super easy on the pocket!
like, who cares if they might induce suffocation, possible assorted accidents, asthma, and being mocked at for the rest of your bedridden life? IT'S NOT LIKE THAT MATTERS! (:
But seriously, IMHO, these are pretty kickass ideas. :D

IDEA 1!
Materials needed: Paperbag. Scissors..
You know Friday the 13th?( not sure if i've made the right movie ref, but nvm) There's this gila orang utan that goes around with a chainsaw and a paper bag over his face? well, chainsaw could be a bit too expensive, and pitchfork makes you look like you're going on a strike, so wave around a scissors. it's a seriously cheap weapon, and they're available at all bookstores. :D if you hv the time and don't mind the possibility that it might gain rust and you might cut yourself and die, dribble some tomato ketchup on it, and say you've murdered a hamburger before. :D next, pull the bag over your face. it's important you do this only after you've gotten yourself a scissors, coz grabbing around for a scissors without knowing where the sharp point is facing... could be risky.
well, so could walking around in the dark of halloween night waving around a scissors, but never mind that.
oh, and it's important you do this BEFORE applying ketchup, coz then if you cut eyeholes there'll be a gooey red processed substance covered with tiny black ants that might or might not bite your eyes out, go ahead and try, blocking your vision.
oh, and it's important you cut the holes BEFRE you put it on, coz if you miss, you might end up blind.
OH AND IT'S VERY IMPORTANT YOU ONLY START PUTTING ON YOUR COSTUME AFTER READING THE WHOLE THING COZ IF YOU WENT STEP-BY-STEP EARLIER ON, YOUR HANDS ARE PROBABLY BLOODY FROM GROPING AROUND WITH NO EYEHOLES FOR THE SCISSORS, WITH BLOODIER EYEBALLS COVERED IN A MIXTURE OF KETCHUP AND BLACK ANTS.
HEY! that's a cool, really cheap idea! forget the whole paper bag do-up, go around with your eyes like that, you'll get a killer load of candy! plus, the effects are really cool, and IT'S CHEAP TOO!
warning: this blog shall not be held liable for eye infection, asthma, car accidents, false 911 alarms, loss of friends, deteoration of mental health, blindness, lung cancer, breathing difficulties, passing out, stress, nervous breakdowns, black ants all over your eyes, wasting of ketchup, etc. please note that you should wear this costume at your own risk. though we strongly advice against it. in addition to all the stuff above mentioned, if it rains, you're screwed.

IDEA 2!
Materials needed: Green Shirt. Brown Pants. Leaves.
TREE-HUGGERS PAY ATTENTION! :D just put on this outfit, and go picking leaves at your local park or something. then stick them all over yourself. and yeah, this one really doesn't need much explaining, you're done.
warning: this blog shall not be held liable for infection due to parasites, and shall not bail you out of jail for destroying public property (park leaves), and if you WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE PITT SOMETHING REALLY BAD (sorry, had a slight ke$ha fever), we shall not go get you panadol, or go ask the doctor to check if you might have accidentally picked poison ivy.

IDEA 3!
Materials needed: Younger Sibling.
Drag your little brother out of bed (or off the computer, if you're me. and if you're me, i'll be you, and if I was you, I'd be worried for my safety and won't try any of the above costumes) anyway, take an eyeliner and draw two lines downwards from the tips of your little sibling's mouth, making poor abused sibling look like a velentroquist's doll. (how do you spell vah-lehn-tro-quist anyway?) AND YOU ARE THE THUNDER AND I AM THE LIGHTNING! AND I LOVE THE WAY YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND TO ME IT'S EXCITING velentroquist! (sorry, got carried away, gomez style) either that, or you can be the velentroquist doll, and get your sibling to drag you around to different houses all night.
warning: this site will not be held liable if you're dragged to the SPCYS (Special Prevention of Cruelty to Younger Siblings).
and yeah, i guess you can say I just made up that association.



AND I'M DONE! mostly coz i've got a short attention span, and i wanna go hop around to the sound of Linkin park's Leave out all the rest, and go high on candy corn, and scream out the window and act innocent if the guards come over and ask who was screaming. Plus, I wanna go prepare my halloween costume.
YOU GUESSED IT!
I'm gonna be a [censored due to the fact that i hate copycats and HEY THAT RHYMES. but seriously]

hyperness redefined~

YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE SHOULD HAVE AN END-OF-YEAR-PARTY! and invite everyone, and get miss teo to fly us around in her plane.(:

It's the exam periods. BOO. for some odd reason my bag weighs heavier than ever.

and i might have an accordian file (or whatever the file with many compartments that we dont actually use is called) but my stuff are still as messy as ever for some odd reason.

No, being disorganized is NOT that reason.

Okay, I'll admit, so MAYBEE it is.

You know, i only use one compartment for the file, and the other compartments are collecting dust. There'll be so much, we can use it as confetti for end-of-year party.

WOOT! see? I CONTRIBUTE! *winks diabolically*

Oh yeah. I just remembered.

I can't wink.

It's like we're all in this big oven and someone's turning up the heat. Before we know it, we'll be deep fried fish sticks. That's like mixing "CRISPY" and "DEAD FISH" together. (don't get it? don't worry. Inside joke. Which may or may not be about you. HA. )

So I guess I'm taking care of the confetti AND the food. ;D

You know how awesome glee is?

WAY AWESOME! That's how.

What is a gleek?

A GLEE FAN!

are YOU a gleek?

if not, what are you still doing here?

LOL. KIDDING! :D

stay here for as long as you like.

BUT WATCH GLEE.

unfortunately their showing re-runs, which is BAD coz it's the same thing AGAIN, but good coz I dont have time to watch anymore and i wont be missing out on much.

i guess. (OKAY SO MAYBE I STILL WATCH FAR MORE TV THAN I SHOULD SEEING HOW IT'S THE EXAM PERIOD.)

WOW.

I havent been here in such a long while, i kinda forgot people might actually read this thing.

kinda. not completely.

So i guess its kinda stupid to put a link on my FB profile.

Coz people would just be reading dead blog.

dead blog= bored people.

and when there are bored people in this world, no one's happy.

coz bored people like to spend their time spreading the boredom to other people with alot on their hands.

and then they just drop everything and say, "I'm bored, i've got nothing to do."

Even though there's homework sitting there.

that's probably how procrastination started.

and i guess i should stop procrastinating, stop being bored with "nothing to do" and finish my mountains of homework.

Seriously, if I dont start, that leaning tower could collapse and kill somebody.

Spare the dog;;

moihahaha.

my fantastic ego seems to think that the above picture is the best picture in the world.

Even though it's not.

But it is original.

well, original-ish, anyway.

better than stolen.

pirated.

taken and vandalized.

eat

drink.

and be merry! ;D

OFF TOPIC.

so, seeing how there's like, no traffic on this blog, i shall do something extraordinary.

wait for it.

WAAIIT FOR ITTT.

LALALALALA

*drumrolll*

boo!

awesome, right? :D

bleh, i know.

no biggie.

but in the future

when no one no longer dares to "boo!" for no reason,

this will turn out to be uite the extrodinary feat.

YES! WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS!

at least i will. HAHA~

enough spamming

tata, all you lazy people who hate my blog.

my earhole ate tea.

hello people of all ages, santa, big foot, and conan o brien.

my ear hates me.

okay maybe not my ear.

but my earhole. if you can't see the diff, I can't blame you.

But wait. I can.

Above is a pic of my ear now.

Then... i wont post a photo.

Then again, I didnt even take one.

because I know young kids might read this.

go, "Ooh, look mom, i just randomly typed in a blog add and this is what I got!"

and then faint.

because it was gory.

when I say gory, I dont mean something like 300.

firstly, coz it isnt comp animated.

secondly, coz it doesnt involve fighting.

it was just bloody.

lemme describe (little kids, especially those with unbelievable vivid imagination, stay away)

i slept one night. earring there.

nest day, earring poof.

I search, where earring?

then feel back of ear and thought, "shoot. the stud's still there. but where did the front go?"

I searched for a while only to realize it was in my ear.

(reminds me of when in science I tipped my pencil case over only to find my stapler in my hand. but that's out of point)

so painfully, I had to slowly pushh it out.

during iRenunion some more!

yesh, I feel your pity.

so then I changed it to a bigger, "sorry miss but i dont think school allows" earrings.

but I dont care.

coz I dont want it to hurt no longer.

HI!

yeah, i've changed my blog AGAIN, out of fun or out of boredom I can't be sure, really. XD