EXAMS ARE OVAH. :D/halloween costumes for the cost-conscious.

EXAMS ARE OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cues born free music*
and that's not the only good news I have.
GUESS WHAT? *drumroll*
I CAN NOW PLAY THE F CHORD! (sorta)
hey, it's not like I said it was good news for YOU, right? :D

Gosh, this is the first time I have nothing to say.
I guess i've got the... *big gasp* BLOG BLOCK! (you know, like writer's block, only that this isn't just an excuse not to meet a dateline for a novel or something. this is for REAL.)
I can't remember the last time I had nothing to talk about.
I can usually go on and on and on and on and on and i'm trying to look for the copy and paste button so it's not so tiring to keep typing the same thing over and over and over and over and GOSH WHERE ARE YOU COPY AND PASTE BUTTON?
oh there you are.
oh there you are.
oh there you are.
oh there you are.
oh there you are.
MUAHAHAHA REVENGE OF THE... uhh, hyper-post-exam-gila-orang-utan
wow, it's AMAZING, i can still sorta 100% remember all my HTML. :D
YES i can! :D
That was a fun lie.

you know what? since I don't have much to say, lemme just rant on my life right now.
------- *pin drop, dramatic silence, the kind you get right before the the alien appears in front of ripley and she has to go fight it off*
gosh, if I can't even rant about my life, it really mist be serious case of BLOG BLOCK. :D
not that it really exists much, coz usually bloggers have a lot to talk about.
I, am, the only exception~
hmm.
whew.
OH! I've got a sudden addiction to all those old songs no one rememebers anymore.
mainly coz ive lost touch with all the cool songs coz I put myself on a temporary 987 ban due to that dreaded four-letter word. don't think wayward, it's not the four-letter you think i'm talking about. i'm talking bout PSLE/UPSR/curiously important exam that I didn't really take seriously. BUT IT'S NOT BECAUSE IVE LOST TOUCH WITH ANY OF THE CURRENT SONGS, COZ I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO 987 THE WHOLE WHILE.
Coz like, I still know all the cool songs.
Like the latest, uhh, We Are The Champions by queen. HAHA KIDDING. :D

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT? :D
halloween's coming!
and because i'm the incredible awesome, innovative person that I am, I shall present you with some creative halloween outfits that are super easy on the pocket!
like, who cares if they might induce suffocation, possible assorted accidents, asthma, and being mocked at for the rest of your bedridden life? IT'S NOT LIKE THAT MATTERS! (:
But seriously, IMHO, these are pretty kickass ideas. :D

IDEA 1!
Materials needed: Paperbag. Scissors..
You know Friday the 13th?( not sure if i've made the right movie ref, but nvm) There's this gila orang utan that goes around with a chainsaw and a paper bag over his face? well, chainsaw could be a bit too expensive, and pitchfork makes you look like you're going on a strike, so wave around a scissors. it's a seriously cheap weapon, and they're available at all bookstores. :D if you hv the time and don't mind the possibility that it might gain rust and you might cut yourself and die, dribble some tomato ketchup on it, and say you've murdered a hamburger before. :D next, pull the bag over your face. it's important you do this only after you've gotten yourself a scissors, coz grabbing around for a scissors without knowing where the sharp point is facing... could be risky.
well, so could walking around in the dark of halloween night waving around a scissors, but never mind that.
oh, and it's important you do this BEFORE applying ketchup, coz then if you cut eyeholes there'll be a gooey red processed substance covered with tiny black ants that might or might not bite your eyes out, go ahead and try, blocking your vision.
oh, and it's important you cut the holes BEFRE you put it on, coz if you miss, you might end up blind.
OH AND IT'S VERY IMPORTANT YOU ONLY START PUTTING ON YOUR COSTUME AFTER READING THE WHOLE THING COZ IF YOU WENT STEP-BY-STEP EARLIER ON, YOUR HANDS ARE PROBABLY BLOODY FROM GROPING AROUND WITH NO EYEHOLES FOR THE SCISSORS, WITH BLOODIER EYEBALLS COVERED IN A MIXTURE OF KETCHUP AND BLACK ANTS.
HEY! that's a cool, really cheap idea! forget the whole paper bag do-up, go around with your eyes like that, you'll get a killer load of candy! plus, the effects are really cool, and IT'S CHEAP TOO!
warning: this blog shall not be held liable for eye infection, asthma, car accidents, false 911 alarms, loss of friends, deteoration of mental health, blindness, lung cancer, breathing difficulties, passing out, stress, nervous breakdowns, black ants all over your eyes, wasting of ketchup, etc. please note that you should wear this costume at your own risk. though we strongly advice against it. in addition to all the stuff above mentioned, if it rains, you're screwed.

IDEA 2!
Materials needed: Green Shirt. Brown Pants. Leaves.
TREE-HUGGERS PAY ATTENTION! :D just put on this outfit, and go picking leaves at your local park or something. then stick them all over yourself. and yeah, this one really doesn't need much explaining, you're done.
warning: this blog shall not be held liable for infection due to parasites, and shall not bail you out of jail for destroying public property (park leaves), and if you WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE PITT SOMETHING REALLY BAD (sorry, had a slight ke$ha fever), we shall not go get you panadol, or go ask the doctor to check if you might have accidentally picked poison ivy.

IDEA 3!
Materials needed: Younger Sibling.
Drag your little brother out of bed (or off the computer, if you're me. and if you're me, i'll be you, and if I was you, I'd be worried for my safety and won't try any of the above costumes) anyway, take an eyeliner and draw two lines downwards from the tips of your little sibling's mouth, making poor abused sibling look like a velentroquist's doll. (how do you spell vah-lehn-tro-quist anyway?) AND YOU ARE THE THUNDER AND I AM THE LIGHTNING! AND I LOVE THE WAY YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND TO ME IT'S EXCITING velentroquist! (sorry, got carried away, gomez style) either that, or you can be the velentroquist doll, and get your sibling to drag you around to different houses all night.
warning: this site will not be held liable if you're dragged to the SPCYS (Special Prevention of Cruelty to Younger Siblings).
and yeah, i guess you can say I just made up that association.



AND I'M DONE! mostly coz i've got a short attention span, and i wanna go hop around to the sound of Linkin park's Leave out all the rest, and go high on candy corn, and scream out the window and act innocent if the guards come over and ask who was screaming. Plus, I wanna go prepare my halloween costume.
YOU GUESSED IT!
I'm gonna be a [censored due to the fact that i hate copycats and HEY THAT RHYMES. but seriously]