i'm a saddist. :b

*gasp* there's something WRONG WITH ME!
Like, when people first see that picture, they laugh, and get over it.
but me, GOSH i couldn't stop laughing, and i'm still laughing so hard right now, this is like the 4th time i need to type this sentence due to typos caused by uncontrollable laughter,
Maybe you're like me. Maybe it brings you secret delight to watch those zonked out vids (for the record, i've never really watched them, i've only heard how fun it is to hear the sound effects when those people get hurt MUAHAHAHA utterly WRONG this program is, revealing the inner saddist in all of us.) not saying that an inner saddist even exists in some people though.
However, i'm not part of those some people, coz i'm a SADDIST TOO! and i 100% support those anti-sadists. :p
and gosh i'm just ranting.
i'm doing this so we can waste our time together.
Yes, dear. Just us sadists. Alone, with nothing but the glare of the computer screen and the occasional crashing sounds coming from whatever sadist show we've chosen to rot away our lives watching. and maybe bait of secondhand serenade playing in the background. :P
I <3racoons!> I'm sitting here on my toilet bowl, it's just another rainy sunday afternoon, i'm wasting my time, in this stupid loo, i'm hanging around i'm waiting for poo but nothing ever comes out, and i wonder...
I wonder why, I wonder how, though i usually do more poo than i cow, today there's a downfall, coz there's no poop at all *dum dum dum dum* CONSTIPATION, it's not good for me, CONSTIPATION, I'm sick of, only peeing

PFFT. as you can tell, i'm bored with a capital B for BARBIE! *cues in barbie girl song* sorry. i get hyper when i eat candy.
ARE YOUR EYES PERKING UP!? YES CANDY! get ready to get jealous coz i WENT TRICK OR TREATING AND I GOT A CRAZY AMOUNT OF CANDY AND I'M NOT SHARING! though you can share with me. It's for a worthy cause.
yes folks, it's for an orphaned orange. PSYCHED! If you're having a serious case of dejavu and wondering why the term "orphaned orange" SOMEHOW relates to you, scroll up and you shall be... *deep british voice* enlightened.
"Why?", you might ask.
Well, I did post a picture of an orange who MIGHT be related to the annoying orange in some-
OH. why is it a good cause? because it's orphaned.
and HOW does it relate to me?
Well, if i eat candy, maybe i'll stop laughing.
or maybe i'll choke, and sadists the globe over can laugh at me choking.
O.O
Ok, don't share.

SINCE i brought up HALLOWEEN, I guess I should tell you what I was.
i was.... THE WORLD'S FIRST TALKING MIME! (coz i found it IMPOSSIBLE to shut up for one whole night)
yes, that's an ORIGINAL idea. :D you can copy it next year if you want, coz i won't be a mime again, i'll be a [censored due to copyright issues xD] for my BRILLIANT COSTUME IDEAS (both this post and previous post) i except cash, cheque, and SLAVERY!
oh, and candy too. I need to take a breather from all this laughing and HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG IT'S SO FUNNY!

i heart you, innocent orange. (;

(a few more sadist jokes to keep all you sadists from closing the page:
1) What is green and turns red when you press the button? (courtesy of COUSINS :D)
FROGS IN A BLENDER!
2) How many babies does it take to paint a fence?
I DON'T KNOW, DEPENDS ON HOW MANY YOU THROW!