three things i'm no good at.
OMG I MISS PH SOOOO MUCH! D: not saying that my new school isn't completely AWESOMEEE coz it is! :D and though i'm going to completely let go of the past.
because i don't want to move on. i don't want to ever say goodbye. i don't want to grow apart.
but sometimes we can't help but keep moving on. nothing CORRECTION almost nothing will last forever, and that thought is scary, it's frightening. there are so many things i wish would last forever, and even though i thrive on that fantasy becoming reality i know it's not going to happen. i know i'll have to move on. i know sometimes people disappear without goodbye.
But i promise i won't be that kind of person. i'll hold on as long as i can.
OH GOSH i sound so cheem-ish. :P to all juniors well don't worry graduating isn't that tough. :P just make sure you have everyone's contact and spam them at least once a week. (;
but it's like, hardest when these people don't have the following:
1)facebook
2)email
3)handphone
this is really because it's SOOOOO much less awkward to spam/text on facebookemailandhandphone then to suddenly call their house phone and go, "Oh hello, remember me, from 5 years ago?" and THE WORST PART WILL BE WHEN THEY GO, "Kristi? Kristi who?"
it'll be like GAHHHHHHH hair-tearing embarrassment! and then you'll have to say like, "Oh, sorry, this isn't *insert random delivery company's name here*? Oh and i meant five minutes not five years and WHERE'SMYPIZZAsorrywrongnumberokaythanksbye" and then you slam down the phone and use a red pen to put a little *DO NOT CALL* mark next to his slash her name.
either that or you tear our that page of your autobook and toss it into a bottomless pit hoping you never hear his slash her name EVER again. D:
with facebookemailorhandphone it'll be easier coz it's not voice-to-voice. you can just write, "HI HOW'S YOUR NEW SCHOOL?" and since they already know who you are we can skip past the whole pizza plan. (; SPEAKING OF WHICH I'M HUNGRY! D: am i ever not? (;
but make sure you facebook some nice, polite person or, after typing that, PUBLICLY, ON FACEBOOK NEWS FEED the super rude dude slash dudette will be like, "uhm you haven't like talked to me in 5 years so just back off you little stalker. D:"
EMBARRASSMENT and here comes the part where you desperately slam the DELETE button trying to figure out how long ago that comment was made and how many old classmates will now be blocking you or calling you a "little stalker".
so the best plans, i guess, will be email or handphone since it's not public or voice-to-voice. :D and if you've got a weird email ID (from ages ago) eg. prancingpinkrainbowbarbieunicorns@princesses.pink or a new number it's much less painful to remind the person who you are. plus you can cover up the awkwardness with cute little smileys like ^^ and xD and p^o^q which you can't do over phone, because no matter how hard you scrunch your face up the person on the other line ain't going to see that. but do you know who WILL see your constipated scrunched up face? ALL THE WRONG PEOPLE so yeah emoticons are fun. xD
but there are some scenarios where they pass their phone + the number to their younger sibling and AHEM AHEM DON'T INFORM YOU *cough* foofoo *cough cough* and you end up trying to call him slash her and later text "FOOFOO WHY DIDN'T YOU PICK UP i was trying to call you! D:" and then you walk through the canteen after queueing for the toilet and ask, "hey foofoo is your phone on?" and she goes, "Oh no, i passed it to my younger brother" and then you go AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. and then you desperately text over saying "SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE YOUR SISTER" and no reply comes and you have a weird feeling their either putting a *DO NOT RESPOND* sign next to your contact listings or deleting your number into some bottomless portal and hoping you never see her name again. D:
DEJA VU ATTACK go scroll upupupup!
so this leaves email.
but sometimes email addresses DO change but at least your weird emails don't end up with some sibling who's going to blackmark you out of fear. :P they tell you, and then you try out "prancingpinkrainbowbarbieunicorns" in all other email services until you strike GOLD! :D or you go connect with their friends and beg them for his slash her new email. so it's actually pretty okay
and i don't really see many of these anymore because my facebook notifications drown out everything else but CHAIN MAILS STILL EXIST! D: and so any unknown email goes INTO TRASH BIN which is cleared, hmm i don't know, maybe once or twice AN HOUR?!
so your attempts to reconnect is FLUSHEEED.
and then you try hardER, by saying stuff like "THIS IS NOT A CHAIN MAIL" but that's what alot of chainmail spammers do nowadays (seriously, i don't know why you pose like dead people just to get an email going around. :P seriously if you want to be dead so badly i can recommend a TALL building. xD) haha i kid, i kid.
but i think there's this skyscraper..................
and then you try EVEN HARDER and you go, "DO NOT OPEN" which is like reverse psychology but still it goes to trash because chain mailers ALSO have that meathod covered. =.=
and then in a fit of desperation you type in "I HEARRRRT YOU PLEASE OPEN UP!" and then when they do they see is "haha joking joking" and then you carry on reconnecting.
BUT DISASTER STRIKES when you have a REALLLY obvious email ID like yourfullnamefollowedbyyourbirthyear@randomserver.bleh WHEN THIS HAPPENS THEN OOOOOOHHHH they'll get the wrong idea and spread this around without even opening it and YOU'RE DOOMEEDD! especially if you're trying to reconnect with someone of the same gender slash some really weird classmate you barely know AND THEN THEY'LL REJECT YOU PUBLICLY ON FACEBOOK, THROW YOUR EMAIL INTO A BOTTOMLESS PIT AND TELL THEIR SIBLINGS TO AVOID YOU!
well, that's reconnecting for you.
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